When swallows make more sense than humans
By DAVID CASUCO
For several days in November last year thousands of swallows
took refuge at the empty parking lot of the former K-Mart store along San
Fernando Road near the I-5 and 2-Freeway interchange. They cast a head-turner
of a scene for the early-morning traffic. People were intrigued by their sudden
and unlikely presence; I was
particularly fascinated and drawn to their
tempting beauty. So on the second week, on my way to Downtown L.A. for some
weekend worship, I got off the bus and joined some people watch and feed them
birds.
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In a sense, swallows make more sense than humans |
What I got was a lot more than what I was trying to bargain for.
Not only was I able to touch them, but also engaged in an enlightening
conversation.
Swallow One: Hi, good morning. Do you need anything?
Me: (Visibly shaken) You… you talk?
Swallow Two: Of course we do. Our communication ways are simple:
We hoot, coo, squawk; we warble, we squall, we cluck; but we understand each other
perfectly. You can imagine we do not have what humans call “irreconcilable
differences.” Roadmaps to peace summits, we don’t need them.
Me: I know that, but… I mean, how did you learn to speak perfect
California English?
Swallow One: We are from North America. We are native English
speakers. Hey, sehr, I notice your exotic accent.
Me: I am sorry about that. That is the best I could do. I was
born in the Philippines, that’s why.
Swallow One: Oh, that is perfectly fine. There is nothing bad
about it. In fact, I like people with accent; that means they know something
else. Besides, it would be very boring if all the birds and humans in the world
speak California accented English. (Swallow Two and some swallows snicker).
Me: See, they are laughing at me.
Swallow One: No. Not at all. They are just amused by your
typical self-deprecating Asian attitude.
Me: Thanks. But aren’t you guys supposed to be in San Juan
Capistrano at this time of the year? Why are you hanging around here in this
God-forsaken place. You guys are exposing yourselves to harm’s
way. Haven’t you heard about drive-by shooting? This is L.A. If
these idiots can shoot humans, birds to them are no more than fun games.
Swallow Two: This group here is actually in transit; what we are
doing is “people-watching.” We are here to learn more about humans — how
they go about life and living… Of course, we are aware of… what do you call it
again?
Me: Drive-by shooting.
Swallow Two: Drive-by shooting, yes. That is why we hang out
here only in the morning. Bad guys usually spend their mornings in bed. You are
a journalist, aren’t you? You know what I’m talking about. And you are a
bird-whisperer, but you don’t know it.
Me: How did you know I am a journalist?
Swallow Two: When
you were in Kuala Lumpur, under that big tree laboring on your SEA Games sports
coverage, I already saw you.
Me: You sound like Jesus, the son of the living God. You are
right, though, I was in Kuala Lumpur for the SEA Games in 1989. (Swallow
Two responds an impish grin. Swallows around laughing guardedly).
Me: Now, allow me this question: Why are you swallows… you seem
to have no worries at all. I mean, compared to us humans and our myriad of
problems. It’s unfair. You guys don’t even have jobs, and look at you —
well-fed and your feathers perfectly in place, arrayed in elegant raiment
better than King Solomon.
Swallow One: We don’t need to have jobs. Someone else is taking
care of us. He created us, so he promised us to take care of our needs
according to His riches in glory.
Me: Now, wait a minute, you mean you leave everything to your
Creator? I don’t think so. I have a problem with that. My impression is that
you guys are just carefree and irresponsible.
Swallow Two: That is where Einstein and most intelligent men
fail. They believe in God, but they do not trust Him.
Swallow One: In fact, Jesus was talking about this in the bible,
“Look at the birds in the air; they do not sow nor reap or store away in barns,
and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Aren’t you not much more valuable than
they?” Are you listening, Mr. Journalist? Read Matt. 6:26.
Me: You swallows seem so keen on spirituality. Your task
theology is impeccable. Where and how did you get that knowledge? Do you belong
to a church?
Swallow Three: Church knowledge? Nah. We don’t do church. We
keep God’s words in our hearts. Those self-righteous maggots and stiff-dead
religious crabs are doing it wrong, a lot of them anyway. They attend church
fellowships and community religious services every weekend, but on
weekdays…what? They are themselves. They run all sorts of scams at esoteric
Templetown.
Swallow Three: Sin, Mr. Dave, sin. It’s man’s sinful acts that
make life and living an unpleasant journey. But if you fellowship with us,
swallows, life is a neverending magic carpet ride. Urrk, I forgot; you
don’t have wings!
“Hey, they like you!” butted in someone at my back.
“You bet, they do. In fact, I am having a conversation with them.”
“In your dreams. Have a nice day, sehr.”
(David Casuco obtained
his journalism degree from the University of Santo Tomas and took expanded
theological studies at the Angelus Bible College in Los Angeles. He writes
sports and spirituality for examiner.com)